One Line Sermons

You see them on church signs (maybe even our sign) but I have gone though and compiled through emails, signs I have seen, & other websites a series of one-liners that I thought I would share on our site. If you see or have a good "one-liner" that you would like to share please feel free to email it to me.

Webmaster - Scott Robertson

Man's way leads to a hopeless end - God's way leads to an endless hope..

A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

To be almost saved is to be totally lost.

If God is your Co-Pilot - Swap Seats!!

In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma - but never let him be the period.

Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a facelift.

When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.

God doesn't want shares of your life - He wants a controlling interest.

Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

We don't change God's message - His message changes us.

The church is prayer-conditioned.

When God ordains, He sustains.

WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.

Suffering with truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

Exercise daily - walk with the Lord.

Coincidences happen when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Wisdom has two parts - 1) having a lot to say 2) not saying it.

Never give the devil a ride - he will always want to drive.

A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.

Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

He who angers you controls you.

Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

Be ye fishers of men - you catch them & He'll clean them.

Deciding not to choose Jesus is still making a choice.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited-until you try to get into their pews.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle the road, and the back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your door for years.

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in conclusion."

If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

God Himself does not propose to judge a man till he is dead. So why should you?

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

Peace starts with a smile.

I don't know why some people change churches-what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.

We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers.

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen...1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

God answers knee-mail .

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What’s yours?

Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible.

It’s hard to stumble when you’re on your knees.

We don’t change the message, the message changes us.

‘Coming ready or not!’ - Jesus.

Don't wait for 6 strong men to carry you to church.

God doesn't call the qualified, he qualifies the called.

God loves everybody but probably prefers fruits of the spirit over religious nuts!

God promises safe landing, not calm passage.